Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crops Grown:	5246	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Animals Bred:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	9972
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4641

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	5082
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1524
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	603

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	116	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crops Grown:	8144
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	New Chunks Explored:	421378
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.