Minecraft SMP: Battle Royale Bonanza /brb/

Arcade, battle, bonanza, BRB, Characters, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, console, esports, FGG, Fighting Game Mechanics, fighting games, frame data, general, meta analysis, Minecraft, multiplayer, online play, PC, Royale.., smp, strategy, Tier List, Tournaments, Training Mode

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a group of woolly gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. If you cross them, you might find yourself on the wrong end of a llama spit attack.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Ender Dragon while riding a pig. It’s not easy, but the bragging rights are totally worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Buildings Constructed:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	4331

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	915	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Farms Harvested:	135
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	1682	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5843
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1485	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Emeralds Found:	9029
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ores Mined:	3665	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!