Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Mines Excavated: 3099 New Chunks Explored: 138508
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 7953

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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