Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

#pantsu, 8/29 Update, b10, banter, blocky, bonanza, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, epic seven, Frida, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Increased Rates, Iseria, Lucklets, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, smp, Song of Stars, Spotted Mouse Hair Tie, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	285
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Emeralds Found:	2727
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Star Shards Collected:	128
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ores Mined:	1718	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	105
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Villages Defended:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!