Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	729

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	566278	Dragon Eggs Found:	2617
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5694	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Emeralds Found:	4909
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2173
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2030	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	354585	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	1974
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	1980
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.