Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	52	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	2263
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ores Mined:	4131	Villages Defended:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Farms Harvested:	872	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	331
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2390	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	5850
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.