Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8382	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	151521

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1705
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	833446
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!