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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	108	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	4082
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5472	Dragon Eggs Found:	2023
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Animals Bred:	71
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1611	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.