Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	746	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4474
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	3641
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mines Excavated:	4385
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Void Armor Forged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.