Minecraft SMP – /arkg/ – Arknights General Crafting Crew

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
New Chunks Explored:	552672	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much)! Join now for a chance to meet our resident diamond hoarder, Steve, who once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether.

We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, including a Purestream skin that turns you into a majestic river dolphin. Plus, our Trials for Navigator #4 event will have you navigating through treacherous waters filled with killer squids and zombie pirates.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a crossover event with a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens and skeletons wear sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect limited edition skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska, who can summon a volcano with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a little bit of chaos (okay, a lot of chaos). See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	934
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	3761	Ores Mined:	4425
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	2460	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	758
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ores Mined:	2613	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6223	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?