Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5315	Dimension Hops:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Votes:	5487

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	386	Star Shards Collected:	300
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	5601
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5808	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	943112
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Dragon Eggs Found:	5901
Enchantments Applied:	210	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	270	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	129	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Star Shards Collected:	253
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3899
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Meteorites Collected:	0

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	254
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!