New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Crystal Void Realms 1.21

    Crystal Void Realms 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out how many gallons of white cum have been inside his boyhole!

    Explore our world filled with mystery, adventure, and questionable anatomy questions!

    Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the inevitable boyhole cum invasion!

    Join now and experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    But beware, once you enter, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

    Jump Minecraft SMP Weekly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their secret hideout and perform a synchronized dance with them to gain access to their treasure trove.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where the mobs drop enchanted disco balls instead of loot. It’s a wild night of dancing, music, and sparkly explosions that you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, and remember, the next issue is coming January 4, 2025!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WickedUncleMC

    WickedUncleMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

    Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Christmas Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we set christmas trees on fire for fun! we have hundreds of players protesting in damascus because they love our fiery antics. join us for a lit time and watch the world burn (not literally, it’s just a game, chill out) come see why our server is the hottest place to be (literally, we love fire). so grab your flint and steel and join the chaos today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JewHuntersPrisonCraft

    JewHuntersPrisonCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP