Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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