Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

CraftyContraband

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Crops Grown:	6483
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	716
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	5756	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4725

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4706	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9645	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	New Chunks Explored:	179136
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Players Killed by Monsters:	3582
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Votes:	2701
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Players:	110/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24