Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	3284
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	3209
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	1636

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2742
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	72
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Mines Excavated:	2260	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6271	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥

Surviville SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Come immerse yourself in Minecraft’s newest SMP server. With an enhanced focus on quests, community, and a survival experience you will love! Anti-grief enabled. Support the server by purchasing ranks, keys, and more. Can’t support? No problem! Everything purchasable from shop can be claimed just by grinding the game giving everyone the same opportunities.

play.surviville.org:63019

Sakura.network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Gaming, japanese, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sakura Network, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9346
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to Sakura.Network! A Japanese-themed server full of fun and excitement!

88.209.197.230:41537

Whiteil Minecraft server

Communication, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, No Donations, Relaxation, Server, TEAM, Vanilla, Whiteil

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5515	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	633	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	4

On our server you can find a lot of communication, friends and team, relaxation and just have fun in the atmosphere of a vanilla game..

There are no donations, have a good time

185.9.145.205:25766

Sweet pea

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, hard mode, Minigames, Pea, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, SWEET, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	5063
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Votes:	8449	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Sweetpea Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Features
Sweetpea is a fun Minecraft server full of little mods to help you play.	/shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, annual reset in June.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the IP address for Sweetpea server?	The IP address is Sweetpeamc.com
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a /shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, and an annual reset in June.
Who is the creator of the server?	Thegaffer19 is the creator of the Sweetpea Minecraft server.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets annually in June.

Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

1.20.3, best fallout, christmas, controversial, debate, deserving, fallout 3, family, Festive, frosty, funny, Gaming, holiday, humor, mom, naughty list, opinion, Peaks, plowed by Santa, santa, Santa Claus, video games, Winter

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Bro, forget about Santa plowing your mom, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on New Year’s Eve!

Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like looking directly at the sun!

Build a house so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Join us and never worry about getting lost in the Nether, because we have signs pointing you to the nearest bacon dispenser!

Don’t be a noob, join our server and become a Minecraft legend!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crops Grown:	4324	Magic Items Found:	3311
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

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