Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	110	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Farms Harvested:	996
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Ores Mined:	4670	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3509
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	1342	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	6431	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3369	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2874	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	171

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	344	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	5242	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	1690
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	2612	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	3763	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7877

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Dragon Eggs Found:	2339
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6