Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!
