”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6831	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5956	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	8094	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9082	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7474
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7562
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	292875	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	906	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6357	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	3185

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!