Minecraft SMP: 2000sMovieMasterpiece

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Crops Grown:	1910
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the greatest movie of the 2000s – full of drama, action, and unexpected plot twists!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, intense treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and hilarious pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can access unlimited resources and unlock special powers. Will you be the one to discover its hidden secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server?

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	170654
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1780
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	413
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	7398	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	551641	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1759	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Votes:	931
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9936
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	524
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	5846
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1479
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	284
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!