Minecraft.SI VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, building, Community, Connect, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Joinus, Mini Games, Minigames, Mining, multiplayer, Network, playnow, PvP, Slovenian, Social, Survival, Unique

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hypixel Server

Pros	Cons
High player count	Potential for lag due to high player count
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Some features may require payment or in-game currency
Active and engaged community	Can be overwhelming for new players

Minecraft.SI Server

Pros	Cons
Slovenian Minecraft network	Smaller player base
Combines slovenian survival and starfall’s network	Limited game modes
Closer-knit community	Potential language barrier for non-Slovenian players

Overview

Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its high player count and wide variety of minigames and game modes. It has an active and engaged community but can be overwhelming for new players. Some features may require payment or in-game currency.

In contrast, Minecraft.SI is a Slovenian Minecraft network that combines slovenian survival and starfall’s network. It has a smaller player base and limited game modes. However, it offers a closer-knit community but may have a language barrier for non-Slovenian players.

FAQ:

1. Which server has a larger player base?: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Minecraft.SI.
2. Which server offers more game modes?: Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and game modes.
3. Is there a language barrier on Minecraft.SI?: Yes, there may be a language barrier for non-Slovenian players on Minecraft.SI.
4. Are there any payment requirements on Hypixel?: Some features on Hypixel may require payment or in-game currency.

Square Root Society

1980 babies, 45, age, Birthday, born in 1980, calculation, fun fact, generation, INTERESTING, long tail, Math, milestone, numerical connection, Root, society, Special, Square, square root, tags, Trivia, turning 45, Unique, year

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6803
Animals Bred:	186	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

join our epic minecraft server where 1980 babies are the true rulers. why, you ask? because their age is the square root of the year, 45. that’s right, they are the chosen ones destined to build the most epic structures and slay the most wicked mobs.

come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.

if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ballhog SMP

ballhog, smp, SMP Java Survival Community Adventure Bases Biomes Collaboration Lag-free Events Casual Hardcore Fair gameplay Exploration Trade Solo Team Vibe Rules Events

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Ballhog SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Playerbase	Chill and Friendly
Features	Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere
Server IP	103.152.197.167:25576

FAQs

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.

Q: What kind of community does this server have?

A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.

Q: Are there any special events on this server?

A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.

Q: Can I play solo on this server?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Items Found:	5823	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Players Killed by Monsters:	1118
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	1556	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Farms Harvested:	849	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2635	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension Hops:	2

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1442	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Mines Excavated:	2788	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	1534
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8345	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.