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Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	261	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	4990	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Zombie Dances:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5949	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	335154	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchantments Applied:	260	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	7881
Players Killed by Monsters:	9423	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7642
Towns Built:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	2689
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2937
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5839
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	697
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Potions Brewed:	97

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

absence.., agricultural evolution, cuisine, culinary adventure, Culinary Creativity, culinary experience, culinary exploration, culinary innovation, Cultivate, delicious plant, evolutionary, evolve naturally, exotic cuisine, food discovery, food diversity, Gastronomy, genetic code, genetic modification, Plant, plant breeding, plant evolution, rare ingredient, unique flavor

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	1168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2