Minecraft Server Trinity | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic biomes and predictable mobs? Well, look no further because The Third World Trinity is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through three completely insane worlds. In the first world, you’ll find yourself surrounded by exploding chickens and lava-filled oceans – talk about a hot mess!

But wait, it gets even crazier in the second world where gravity is non-existent and pigs can fly (literally). Don’t forget your parachute!

And finally, in the third world, prepare yourself for a battle against an army of evil llamas who are hellbent on taking over the server. Will you be able to defeat them and save the day?

So why wait? Join The Third World Trinity today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	2475
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	1656	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	776	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Animals Bred:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Potions Brewed:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Players Killed by Monsters:	4624	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Love Letters Sent:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	764
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1