| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8446 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 721 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9887 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
The admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! 🧙♂️🐰
And the players are all like fairies who sprinkle pixie dust on u to make u fly and build castles in the sky! ✨🏰
Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples that make u invincible! 💎🍏
So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again, one derp at a time! 🤪🤖
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6383 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5653 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Votes: | 9161 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3677 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.
imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.
but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4927 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1450 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4528 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2537 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7932 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 5403 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8352 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?
But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?
And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9020 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8092 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5191 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 229 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Server IP: | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version: | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor: | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage: | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM: | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network: | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.
A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.
A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9506 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!
Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4566 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.
Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8947 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.
We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!
