Welcome to the Madness Realm: The Server of Infinite Confusion!

Greetings, brave minds and lost souls! Journey into a universe woven from the very fabric of chaos! Forget your sanity, because in this pixelated wonderland, we forge the impossible! Prepare to question reality as you build your dreams atop a bedrock of absurdity! Join now, or forever hold your peace with potato-shaped ghosts!

Beware the Spaghetti Monsters

Our server is renowned for unearthly encounters! Watch out for the Spaghetti Monsters lurking in the Nether, waiting to steal your blocks and your lunch! They’re just doing their job, you see. Fear not, you must simply offer them peace in the form of pickles and let the sweet aroma of confusion guide you!

Server Features (Or Are They Features?)

FeatureExplanation
One-Hit Block BreakGuaranteed to break EVERYTHING – including YOUR soul!
Random Thunderstorms at MidnightWho needs a lightbulb? Let lightning illuminate your life choices!
Instant Fish Spawn…but only on Wednesdays, when birds translate Minecraftian offerings.
Respawn in a Parallel DimensionEmbrace the chaos! You may or may not continue playing… forever!
Free Cats, But Only During EclipseThey are actually tiny dragons in disguise. Good luck!

Epic Player Reviews

“I don’t even like buckets, but now I have twenty-seven of them and a pet cloud. Living the dream!”

“A cow gave me a fortune cookie, but it was really a piece of cheese. Do I eat it or code it?”

“Once, I played for 17 minutes and found a wormhole to a pizza dimension. 10/10, would recommend!”

“The explosions sing opera, but I’m still waiting for the lobster of justice to emerge.”

Important Notice

Failing to stay online for twenty-four hours may summon the Yeti of Regret. It will haunt your dreams and demand your favorite snack at the most inconvenient times. Choose wisely! Remember: You might just be the hero of your own twisted fairy tale or a mere footnote in a manual written by talking sheep!

Join us now… or become a part of the wallpaper! The choice is absolutely not yours!

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  • Hardcore Factions Returns Competitive PvP 1.21.11

    Hardcore Factions Returns Competitive PvP 1.21.11

    I found a new competitive PvP server that is trying to reinvent Hardcore Factions. The people making it are doing it as a passion project and they used to play servers like Kohi and MineHQ.

    There is Hardcore Factions style gameplay and there is also a Practice mode for fighting and an SMP mode too. They are trying to bring back that old HCF community feeling again even if it is kind of dead right now.

    The server is on version 1.21.11 and they want feedback from players.

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  • Rattata SMP Pure Vanilla Community

    Rattata SMP Pure Vanilla Community

    Rattata SMP is a mature community survival server that tries to stay as close to vanilla as possible. It runs on Paper and it supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    The rules are simple and it is mostly just do not grief and use common sense. There is no teleporting and there are no modified loot tables or custom world generation so it feels like basic vanilla.

    It is set to hard difficulty and it has 33 percent player sleep. There is a live map and the server is whitelist only. Simple Voice Mod is optional and CoreProtect is there with /co i to help investigate problems.

    The server launched on Dec 26th and players can apply through the Discord.

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  • PurpleSMP Chill PVE Crossplay 1.21.11

    PurpleSMP Chill PVE Crossplay 1.21.11

    PurpleSMP is a chill survival server that focuses on PVE and building. It is meant to feel simple but still refined and the biggest extra thing is the mcMMO skills system.

    The world is meant for the long run and there is lots of land still untouched. There is no world border so you can wander out and find a fresh spot and start your base.

    PvP is off by default and you can toggle it if you just want to mess around with friends. Land claims help protect builds and the server logs blocks too. Staff can also check inventory backups for joins leaves and deaths to help restore stuff if it was lost because someone broke a rule.

    The economy is run by players since there are no server shops and no currency. Everyone also gets a personal vault for extra storage and there is a live map you can view in a browser.

    They say they run strong anti cheat and staff get alerted fast when it triggers so cheaters get dealt with.

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  • Small Long Term Vanilla Server

    Small Long Term Vanilla Server

    I found a vanilla Minecraft server that is trying to stay small and last a long time.

    It is meant to be a simple survival place where people can play together and keep the same world going.

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  • CrownMC Open-World RPG SMP With Kings

    CrownMC Open-World RPG SMP With Kings

    I found a server called CrownMC RPG and it feels like a big open world survival MMO. You pick your own path and just start building your character with a bunch of skills you can level up.

    You can farm for a chill life or focus on crafting and fishing. If you like money stuff there is an economy with shops and an Auction House where players run the market.

    There are custom bosses and dungeons too and you can go raid them for special gear and crate keys. Health scales up as you gain experience so you can get way tougher over time.

    The wild twist is the monarchy system. The crown is a real thing and if you find and slay the current King you instantly become the new King. You take their claims and can zone their kingdom. It is optional but it makes the server feel like there is always a power struggle happening.

    You can also party up with friends and level together. It is basically an RPG SMP with roleplay and PVP if you want to chase the crown.

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