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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	280
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Damascus earth

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Factions SMP on a 1:2000 scale earth map in minecraft, with a claiming and nations system built in.

15.204.131.250:25575

Cristalix – Homeless survival with Hades Minecraft server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most exciting Minecraft world on the Cristalix server! ?

Our unique Mini Games bring you an incredible variety of fun, immersing you in exciting adventures straight from your favorite block world. From exciting races to strategic battles, we have everything to satisfy your excitement!

Join an anarchy where your creativity and survival will be the only limits. Here you create your own rules and shape the world around you. Survive, build and show everyone what you are capable of in the limitless world of anarchy!

Our server is proud to be home to many great players, including famous YouTuber Demaster. Feel the atmosphere of the game that has inspired even experienced players, and join our community where you can share your adventures and buildings with other players.

Our IP address start.playmc.su is waiting for you with open arms! Join us for fun mini-games, exhilarating anarchy, and the chance to play on the same server as your favorite streamers. Cristalix is not just a server, it is the place where your most exciting gaming moments take place. Don’t miss the opportunity to be part of this unique gaming experience! ?✨

bomzh.playmc.su

The Golden Egg

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	5894
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

The Golden Egg – for a Classic Minecraft experience!

-No Claim Land! -No Teleport! -Killing & Griefing! -No World Reset! -No LAG! -Unlimited World!

Join TheGoldenEgg today and become the server KING.

thegoldenegg.online

The 5 Isles SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9223	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

The 5 Isles SMP is a completely vanilla experience with a diverse custom world. Come join our community in playing, chatting and just having fun! Here, comradery and teamwork are priority and griefing is not tolerated.

178.32.63.124:25577

Legendary server

bedrock, Events, Grief Prevention, java, Skills, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	5227
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

It is with great pleasure that I finally announce the inauguration of Legendary Server.After a long period of waiting, we came to bring you lots of news and fun.Server is available for all Minecraft platforms, from Java Edition to Bedrock Edition.

• Survival;• Events;• Pets;• Customized Enchantments;• Marriage;• And much more!

We hope you can have a lot of fun with us!

That, *Dormi na rede

legendary.blazebr.com

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Animals Bred:	92
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

— Free donation per time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuing donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types of transport

— More than 15 types of weapons

–Star Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and clan tops

— No wipes

— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

▮ Website: DynamiteMc.ru

▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

Still not sure if you should come in? Okay, now we’ll tell you something else, just to no one, okay?

The “/code boom” command gives you an awesome gift… you’ll definitely like it!

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mr39.dynamitemc.ru

SANDIUM

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Love Letters Sent:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

SANDIUM is a French Minecraft PVP-Faction server! Join a great survival adventure. Use skills, win wars and fight other players!

play.sandium.fr

Mallencraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to MallenCraft!

MallenCraft is a Multiplayer, Survival server that features a variety of plugins, such as, MCMMO, CustomEnchants, and many more! We provide a safe and fun environment for players of all ages. If you want to get extra in-game perks, make sure to check out the sever store with /buy for Cool Crate Keys and Awesome Ranks. We look forward to seeing you there!

Join the discord -> https://discord.gg/MRTWH75

mallencraft.apexmc.co

Raylandempire

Pixelmon

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	229
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

ENJOY YOUR JOURNEY

RayLandempire.aternos.me:29470

😈ATLANTWORLD GTA🚔🔥 REAL LIFE! 💥✨ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ores Mined:	3079
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	1077	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ IP: mr.atlantworld.ru ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We are a unique real-time RolePlay project. Our server is a proprietary development with its own theme and constant updates.

The project has been successfully operating for 7 years. AtlantWorld has an impeccable reputation and our top priority is to provide an enjoyable experience for our players. Our administration and developers work closely with each player.

At the moment our project offers the following features:

Faction system including police, army, hospital, media and mafia.

A system of vehicles and weapons, implemented using a resource pack.

A unique criminal system, including a ghetto area, wars for territory, businesses and the seizure of bases of other gangs.

A system of standard jobs, starting from a loader and ending with the work of a truck driver.

For beginners, initial work is provided to help them get comfortable in the virtual world of the server.

Expanded capabilities and commands for fast and high-quality roleplaying.

An extensive map inspired by the city of Los Angeles in the USA.

Our server employs a team of builders, thanks to which the city is actively growing and urbanization continues.

Business system and own economy. Each player can purchase his own business, be it a gas station, a gun store or a car dealership. The server is dominated by a market economy, and players have full control over the listed systems, allowing them to influence the current state of the economy on the server.

A large number of other systems such as telephone, metro, buses, weddings and much more.

Join us now and experience the world of RolePlay with many possibilities!

IP – play.atlantworld.ru

Website: https://atlantworld.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/atlantworld.ru

play.atlantworld.ru

TrojanMC

Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	135	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256

HI! Welcome to TrojanMC! A server dedicated to wars between factions, and maybe in the future also to other small modes like Parkour or other… With the help of WorldEdit, WorldGuard and Factions we managed to create this server and I hope that thanks to you this will grow more and more ! Have fun in TrojanMC!

trojanmc.aternos.me:63726

Tkcraft – PvP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Animals Bred:	146	Farms Harvested:	411
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	70	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

======= Tkcraft PvP ======= – Daily events: Frog, spleef, Cursed Colors, parkour and more! – Weekly events: Mining, Quiz, Boat Race and Gladiator – A server for the whole family to play – Hot economy – Rewards for voting daily – Differentiated warps such as /warp mansion, /warp wood and /warp mine – /store to visit the VIP store

pvp.tkcraft.com.br

BloodMine #11 || MinecraftPE [МОБЫ] 1.1 Minecraft server

Hide and seek, Mob Arena, Parkour, Sky Wars

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Undead Armies Raised:	1

You just need to visit the server, get used to it a little and almost immediately you will like something. The average online on all servers reaches 800 players, while being stable and without lags. There are a lot of categories and themes of the game. There are no restrictions on the level of development, skills and experience gained, or any other parameters! Everyone who wants to become one of the participants in the most long-awaited server achieves new goals and meets new players.On this server griefing is allowed, and there are also live mobs.

go.bmpe.pw:19135

skytop.pl

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

smaller server network 1.8-1.17 survival 1.16.5 survival 1.17.1 soon sv + guilds 1.16.5 practice soon (pvp training 1.16) chestpvp coming soon

skytop.pl

Mesa

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Farms Harvested:	995
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Mesa is a Vanilla Survival server with a fully established rank system with some interesting builds to explore! You can PvP, build, play around with friends or all by yourself! We also have McMMO and a server economy. We even have an Official Discord! Mesa Discord link: https://discord.mesamc.net

play.mesamc.net