Minecraft Server Roasts & Rants

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a chicken, and a hidden dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie villager, in which case, go play on a different server).

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3020	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Votes:	7912
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Animals Bred:	55	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	173
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	915
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	253	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2040
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Crops Grown:	4711	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	New Chunks Explored:	377015
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!