Welcome to the Plumber’s Nightmare: A Minecraft Server That Makes NO SENSE!!!

***Where Endermen Clean Your House While You Cook Chicken Nuggets on Mars!***

If you’re ready to sweep the universe with a toothbrush, you’ve come to the right place! Here, the blocks fly and the cows argue about each other’s favorite colors while wishing for better Wi-Fi. The fate of the pixelated world is in your hands…unless it’s raining spaghetti, then it’s a free-for-all!

🚨 Server Features 🚨

FeatureDescription
Free Kittens at SpawnThey’re actually holograms running on a hamster wheel. Very effective.
Exploding BlocksOnly certain blocks can explode, but only when no one’s looking. So, **good luck!**
Invisible CreepersCreepers that are only visible in the Nether and when you eat a golden apple. 🥳
Time Traveling Fishing RodsCatch fish from 2045 while baiting with 1980s mixtapes! Just don’t ask them questions.
Tree Climbing CowsYes, they only moo at midnight while wearing tiny sombreros and doing the cha-cha!

🎮 Player Testimonials 🎮

“I buried my diamonds under a cactus and now the worms are angry!”

“Last night I fought a pack of rabid endermen over a bag of chips!”

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the war of spaghetti!”

“I thought I lost my pickaxe, but I found a portal to an alternate dimension instead!”

🌀 Important Message 🌀

Beware, brave soldiers of block and pixel! Should you gaze too long into the dark void of the server bathroom, you may find yourself asking why the sky is plaid and the trees sing in Morse code. Trust no entity, for they may just be reflections of what you want to forget.

Join us, but remember: Time flows differently here, much like your sanity!

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  • Starry SMP

    Starry SMP

    Starry SMP

    FAQAnswer
    What is Starry SMP?Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
    Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
    How can I Join?You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
    Can I join on bedrock?Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

    Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

    http://discord.gg/Starry

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  • NoThx4U

    NoThx4U
    Are you tired of being expected to say thank you for every little thing on your Minecraft server? Join our server where gratitude is optional and expected tasks are just that – expected!

    Just like this player’s husband who demands constant thanks for doing basic chores, our server is full of players who expect praise for the bare minimum. But fear not, on our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without the pressure of constantly expressing gratitude for every little thing.

    So come join us and experience a world where saying thank you is optional, just like it should be in the real world! Who needs constant validation for doing what’s expected anyway? Let’s build, mine, and craft without the unnecessary drama of demanding thanks for every little task. Join now and say goodbye to the thank you police!

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  • SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft

    SocietySMP: BigLieMinecraft
    Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made of diamond blocks and there’s a secret portal that takes you to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a real-life Minecraft character if you join the server. I heard that if you build the tallest tower out of dirt, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server every full moon to challenge players to PvP battles. It’s like, the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience ever, dude. You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • SnakeOilCraft

    SnakeOilCraft
    Are you tired of being duped by fake promises and empty claims? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure-all for all your gaming woes!

    Join us and experience the magic of our server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs fly (literally)! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself bows down to our pixelated greatness.

    But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also gain the ability to teleport to the real world and bring back all the riches and glory you desire. Need a new car? Just hop on our server and drive one back! Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy, just tame one in our enchanted lands.

    So say goodbye to all those other boring Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and a whole lot of craziness. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back!

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  • Pixel Pals Craft Club

    Pixel Pals Craft Club
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DROPPING IT LIKE IT’S HOT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT MAKES HEROBRINE LOOK LIKE A NOOB!

    WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!

    ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

    OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!

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