Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the mystical land of diamond-filled caves and unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, some things just never change… like the fact that our server is the absolute best!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3715
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	551	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	1473
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	3216
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	3552	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

#sustainability, assets, BLOCK, carbon footprint, carbon-intensive industries, climate change, decarbonization, Energy Sector, environmental impact, financial risk, Fossil Fuels, global economy, green technology, Investment, Net, net-zero emissions, policy implications, renewable energy, researchers, Server, stranded, stranded assets, Sustainable development, TRANSITION, Warning

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

Competition, console, Entertainment, Features, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Killer, Minecraft, new console, next generation, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Players, prediction, release date, Server, speculation, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.