Minecraft Server: No Mobs Allowed!

🎉 Welcome to *Screaming Llamas* Minecraft Server! 🎉

Why Choose Us? I Don’t Know, But You MUST!

Are you tired of normal servers with normal people? Join us and plunge into the abyss of pure chaos! Cows fly, the sun blinks, and sandwiches talk! You don’t know what you want but you need it. Trust me, or don’t. Your call!

Server Features (or are they nightmares?)

FeatureDescription
Casual Lava SwimsGet your toes charred! Lava is now a spa treatment. Bring your own aloe!
Endless ParrotsParrots that shout your secrets! Hope you like surprises at 3 AM!
Quest for the Missing SandwichLost? Found? Who cares! Every sandwich has a story… That’s a lie…
Weather Gone WildEnjoy spontaneous tornadoes and snowstorms of jelly beans! Diet fun!
Invisible DucksThey quack, but mostly just haunt your dreams. More like ‘quack-ntine’!!
Crafting With CatsDid you want a sword? No! You get a fluffy fiasco instead!

Player Reviews

“I thought I lost my mind, but it turned out I just misplaced my toaster!”

“Cows in top hats saved my life! 10/10 would mooo again.”

“Why is gravity on vacation? Still trying to find my cat.”

“I literally pressed the button and the universe exploded. Chef’s kiss!”

🔔 WARNING: Caution Creepy Cabbage Alert! 🔔

Beware the lurking vegetables in the dimensional warp. They might ask for your soul or your lunch money! Can you survive the confounding chaos? Join us at your own risk. Or don’t. Consult your nearest potato for advice.

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  • Taerel Network Dark Fantasy Modded SMP

    Taerel Network Dark Fantasy Modded SMP

    I found Taerel Network and it is a modded SMP that leans hard into dark fantasy. The whole vibe is about stepping through strange stone portals into new worlds that feel alien and kind of scary. There is lore around an old sealed gate and a first settlement with copper roofs and worn walls and a lake nearby.

    The server runs custom modpacks and each server can have different modded biomes so exploring is a big deal. Nights sound dangerous and it feels like the kind of place where you stick close to lantern light until you are ready.

    They say the map will not reset so your builds and progress are meant to stay. The staff is described as friendly and active and the owner is around and willing to help.

    It is whitelisted so you have to contact the owner to get in.

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  • Fresh SMP Recruiting Active Players

    Fresh SMP Recruiting Active Players

    I found a fresh Minecraft SMP that is trying to start strong with about 10 to 20 active players. It is survival and semi vanilla and it is meant to be long term so people can actually build a real world together.

    The server is big on community interaction and it also has competitive but fair gameplay. They run weekly events like PvP stuff challenges and mini games.

    They say there is no pay to win and they have fair rules with consistent moderation. They also have a dedicated staff team and they are looking for a few more mods or helpers. They care more about being active and mature than having lots of experience.

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  • The Oasis Nations Whitelist Kingdom Wars

    The Oasis Nations Whitelist Kingdom Wars

    The Oasis is a nations whitelist server where players run kingdoms with real ranks like King and Duke and General. It feels like a serious medieval fantasy world where people actually make plans and argue about borders.

    Land can be conquered and the war system has structure with annexation. The economy changes based on how well your nation is doing and it even ties into your race with its own currency so trade matters.

    You pick a race like Dwarves Humans Orcs Elves or Zoryn. Each one has a 100 level progression tree with strengths weaknesses and special abilities.

    There is a fully custom brewing system with rarity tiers plus magical and combat potions. There are also custom enchantments like lifesteal double jump armor piercing and invisibility triggers.

    The world does not do seasonal wipes so your kingdom can rise or fall and still be part of the history. Punishments are temporary so the world keeps going long term.

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  • Adults Only Vanilla Server Just Launched

    Adults Only Vanilla Server Just Launched

    I found a brand new adults only Minecraft server that is made for people 18 and up who still like to play in their free time.

    It is pure vanilla and it runs on 1.21.11. The community is small right now and they want more players to join and hang out.

    It is whitelisted so you have to apply before you can get in. They also ask you to be patient since it takes a bit to get approved. The whole point is a friendly place without kids bothering anyone.

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  • MistyMC Long Term Vanilla SMP

    MistyMC Long Term Vanilla SMP

    MistyMC is a long term 100 percent vanilla SMP that started about 6 months ago. The world is meant to keep going and it is a no reset server.

    It supports both Java and Bedrock players on the most recent versions. Console players can join too by adding the server as a friend.

    The community is pretty tight and active and it is a good place to meet people. You can chill and build or bring friends and try to form a nation.

    There is also a live map you can check called bluemap so you can see what is going on around the world.

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