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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1563 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!