Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a random Mexican choking out a statue? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the NPCs are getting in on the action. Join now to witness epic battles between players and inanimate objects, like the time a player fought a cactus and lost. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what other absurd adventures await!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Void Gems Collected: 18
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 171
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Zombie Dances: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Chimeras Created: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 3945
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Villages Defended: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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