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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 688 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 186 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
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