Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3717
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4164
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Villages Defended:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	146
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	1680
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9922	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Ores Mined:	8176	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.