Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Enchantments Applied: 225
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Magic Items Found: 6623

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Mines Excavated: 2536
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Crops Grown: 4568 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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