Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Votes:	7079

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6030	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	12070	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9078
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7616	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1159
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	135
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	933349
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Votes:	9552
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Animals Bred:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3633
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!