Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
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