WELCOME TO INSANECRAFT: A SERVER RUN BY CATS AND Turtles 🐢
Overview of Non-Existence
Here at InsaneCraft, nothing makes sense, and everything is a banana! Our blocks are made of dreams and cheese, and time is just a figment of the imagination of a very hairy raccoon. If you like running backwards whilst blocks float in the sky, you’re in the right place!
Top Server Features (or What We Call Features)
| Feature Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Turtle Overlords | All decisions are made by a panel of sentient turtles who only speak in rhymes. You’re welcome to join their tea party if you bring marshmallow wands. |
| Floating Creepers | They float! But only on Tuesdays. On Wednesdays, they rain cotton candy while whispering your deepest secrets to llamas. |
| Epic Cow Wars | Battle bovines with superpowers! Win their respect by offering them your finest flip-flop. |
| Battlefield of Dancing Endermen | Challenge them to a dance-off! If you lose, they steal your socks and return them as spaghetti. |
| Invisible Lava | How do you know it’s there? SURPRISE! You don’t! It just evaporates your thoughts every twenty minutes. |
Player Reviews (What Even Are Words?)
“I thought I joined a server, but I ended up in a dimension where pizza grew on trees. 10/10!”
“My cat started talking to me about philosophy. I wasn’t ready.”
“The blocky rain tastes like sadness. Also, my hat disappeared.”
“I found a chicken wearing sunglasses, and we became best friends. Goodbye, reality!”
“Wormholes under my bed lead to mass confusion and jellybeans!”
IMPORTANT – READ THIS!
Beware of the haunted pasta. It whispers secrets of the universe and will ONLY reveal them if you can juggle three apples while standing on your left foot. Also, never trust a pig wearing a cape—they’re likely to steal your thoughts and eat your shoes.
