New Minecraft Servers
New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

WELCOME TO INSANECRAFT: A SERVER RUN BY CATS AND Turtles 🐢

Overview of Non-Existence

Here at InsaneCraft, nothing makes sense, and everything is a banana! Our blocks are made of dreams and cheese, and time is just a figment of the imagination of a very hairy raccoon. If you like running backwards whilst blocks float in the sky, you’re in the right place!

Top Server Features (or What We Call Features)

Feature NameDescription
Turtle OverlordsAll decisions are made by a panel of sentient turtles who only speak in rhymes. You’re welcome to join their tea party if you bring marshmallow wands.
Floating CreepersThey float! But only on Tuesdays. On Wednesdays, they rain cotton candy while whispering your deepest secrets to llamas.
Epic Cow WarsBattle bovines with superpowers! Win their respect by offering them your finest flip-flop.
Battlefield of Dancing EndermenChallenge them to a dance-off! If you lose, they steal your socks and return them as spaghetti.
Invisible LavaHow do you know it’s there? SURPRISE! You don’t! It just evaporates your thoughts every twenty minutes.

Player Reviews (What Even Are Words?)

“I thought I joined a server, but I ended up in a dimension where pizza grew on trees. 10/10!”

“My cat started talking to me about philosophy. I wasn’t ready.”

“The blocky rain tastes like sadness. Also, my hat disappeared.”

“I found a chicken wearing sunglasses, and we became best friends. Goodbye, reality!”

“Wormholes under my bed lead to mass confusion and jellybeans!”

IMPORTANT – READ THIS!

Beware of the haunted pasta. It whispers secrets of the universe and will ONLY reveal them if you can juggle three apples while standing on your left foot. Also, never trust a pig wearing a cape—they’re likely to steal your thoughts and eat your shoes.

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