Minecraft Server: Chaos & Matrimony

🎉 Dive into NoodleCraft: Where Blocks Are Alive & Confetti Rains From The Sky! 🎉

Greetings, intrepid explorer! Have you ever wanted to play Minecraft while simultaneously learning trapeze? Well, REMEMBER THOSE ENCOUNTERS, for you are about to enter reality-twisting NoodleCraft where procedurally generated insanity meets the pattern of invisible cats dancing through wormholes!

💥 Server Features That Will SHATTER Your Perceptions! 💥

FeatureRealityExpectation
Potato-Powered PvPDefend your base with FLAMING potatoes!PvP battles? Not unless your potato has wings!
Time Travel RefundsYou can roll back your purchases but must first visit the Chicken Dimension.No refunds, only time paradoxes!
Bedrock SymphonyRomeo sings to the blocks of Bedrock at midnight. Seek if you dare!Is this music even in the game?
Infinite Dimension of Lost SocksA dimension filled with the lost socks of your Minecraft journey.Personalized socks? Only for players who believe!
Whale HologramsMuch like real whales but they serve spaghetti. Photography is discouraged.You can only take photos if you hold your breath while standing on one leg!

🌌 Player Reviews: The Echoes of Madness 🌌

“I found love in the trees, but they told me to dance on apples. Now I’m a spaghetti monster.” – Anonymous

“My horror is their joy. I built a castle on a cloud, but it turned into jello. Thus, I cry inside.” – The Wobbly Knight

“Socks ate my homework, and my homework turned into a llama. What now?” – ConfusedMcGuffin

“The cows say things, but I don’t understand cow. Is there a tutorial on that?” – MooBard

🚨 WARNING: Enter At Your Own Risk! 🚨

Just remember, if you hear the echo of your own thoughts while walking through an empty server, it means the Spaghetti Whisperers have marked you for their next Eclipse Feast! Or maybe they’re just hungry for an ice cream sundae—who can tell? Embrace the chaos, for you may find both nuggets of wisdom and random fever dreams!

🌀 Join us at NoodleCraft, where everything is possible, and nothing makes sense. See you in the soup! 🌀

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  • Chill Whitelisted Vanilla SMP 1.21.3

    Chill Whitelisted Vanilla SMP 1.21.3

    I found a chill vanilla survival server that is whitelisted and made for a small community. It feels relaxed and casual and it is meant to be a place to build explore and hang out.

    They keep rules pretty light and they do not want people griefing builds. PvP is allowed though so you can fight if you want to.

    It runs on 1.21.3 and it has a few tiny quality of life plugins. The world border is set to 10k for now and the server is hosted in Germany. All ages can join and they may add new features later if the community wants it.

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  • Pea SMP Classic Survival No Teleports

    Pea SMP Classic Survival No Teleports

    PeaMC is a semi vanilla SMP that tries to feel like classic Minecraft survival. There are no teleports and there are no land claims so you travel the world the normal way and build where you want.

    It is whitelisted so people have to apply which helps keep trolls out. The owner and mods are active in game and in Discord and the community is meant to be chill.

    The server supports crossplay for Java and Bedrock from 1.7x to 1.21.11. You can form teams and invite friends. PvP is allowed but griefing and stealing from bases is not allowed and spawn killing is not allowed.

    There is newbie protection where PvP is off for your first hour unless you disable it. Some destructive PvP stuff is banned like TNT beds respawn anchors end crystals and minecart PvP and maces are banned too. There are a few minor plugins but they are meant to keep the vanilla feel.

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  • Unscripted Mod Sharing SMP Server

    Unscripted Mod Sharing SMP Server

    I found a modded Minecraft server that is inspired by content SMP stuff but it is not scripted so it feels more real

    You can publish your own mods for the server and that is a big part of what makes it different

    To join you have to fill out a form and they say do not put any personal info in it

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  • Fresh Modded PVP Toxic Network 1.20.1

    Fresh Modded PVP Toxic Network 1.20.1

    I found a server group called Toxic Network and it is running two modpacks right now. One is Prominence II and the other is FTB StoneBlock 4.

    The servers are very new and they want to open more servers later. They host from the EU but they say US players should still feel almost no lag difference.

    Prominence II is on version 3.9.17 and StoneBlock 4 is on version 1.8.0.

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  • LegionCraft OneBlock Boss Loot Grind

    LegionCraft OneBlock Boss Loot Grind

    LegionCraft is a OneBlock server where you start on your island and grind to grow it bigger.

    The big thing here is the challenging bosses. When you beat them they drop keys and you can use those for rare loot.

    There are crates with epic gear and rewards so you always have something to chase.

    It also has chunk hoppers so you can automate your island and focus more on building fighting and looting. The server says it is no pay to win.

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