Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389”

Banners, banter, beginner’s guide, blocky, consortiums, Counterside, Courageous, CS24GARDEN, CS24PROSPERITY, csg, Event, gear guide, Global, HildFriends, LANIHALLOWEEN, Memories, Minecraft, Prestissimo, promo codes, raid gear, reroll guide, Resources, RosariaPits, Server, shop guide, trimming gear, units

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and units!

Join now and get 50 free recruits to start off your adventure. And don’t forget to claim the passcode “Fatima” for exclusive rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our SSR units include Lee Yumi, Chinatsu, Sky, Lulu, Luna, and Sanae – all ready to kick some blocky butt. And if that’s not enough, we have ASSR units like Felix, Mavka, Joo Shiyoon, and Replacer Queen to add some spice to your gameplay.

Need resources? We got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets for all your raiding and trimming needs. Plus, join one of our global consortiums like HildFriends, Prestissimo, or RosariaPits for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

F16Frenzy2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, Defense, defense cooperation, defense procurement, european defense, F-16s, F16Frenzy2025, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, military support, nato, Netherlands, Netherlands military, SECURITY, Ukrainian defense minister, Ukrainian military

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have F-16s flying around like crazy in 2025!!! ukrainian defense minister is like “woah this server is lit, gotta send more planes!!!” join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, you won’t regret it!! also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, true story bro. so come on and join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever!!! #F16s4life #pigcliffrider

Pixel Retraction: Top Scientist Server

academic misconduct, academic publishing, citation analysis, citation manipulation, citation patterns, citation practices, citations, database, Ethics, papers, PIXEL, publication, research, research misconduct, retracted papers, Retraction, Retractions, scholarly publishing, scientific integrity, scientist, scientists, self-citation rates, Server, Top, top-cited

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dimension Hops:	10	Ores Mined:	8402
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where over 8,000 of the top scientists are running around, causing chaos and mayhem. These crazy scientists have retracted papers left and right, but that just makes them more interesting!

Join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Watch as these scientists self-cite like there’s no tomorrow and publish papers like they’re going out of style. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a server full of retracted papers and wild scientists?

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows what kind of crazy experiments and shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server. Don’t miss out on the action, join now!

The Lab

Craftoria, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, HARD, Head Database, Lab, location, Minigames, Modpack, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

The Lab Minecraft Server

General Info:

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features:

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

Join Us:

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ:

1. How often does the server restart?

The server restarts rarely and there are no plans to reset the map anytime soon.

2. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, we have a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs.

3. Can I host my own events or minigames on the server?

Absolutely! You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

4. Is there a modded server available?

Alongside our vanilla SMP, we also run a modded server using the Craftoria modpack. More information can be found upon joining.

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2254	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1301
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mines Excavated:	4099	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	1704
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Farms Harvested:	370

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5733	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9448
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	9581
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	976	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.