Minecraft server: AITA WedCraft

aita, Best Friend, birthday gift, Concert, deficit, Demand, denied, engaged, facebook, last minute wedding, Minecraft, Options, prioritize, probation, Server, Spouse, TICKETS, time off, Toronto, WedCraft, Wedding, wedding party, Working

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	109	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5227

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing weddings and concerts! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, just like this story of a bridezilla demanding her friend cancel a concert for her last-minute backyard wedding.

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between brides and concert-goers – Explore our virtual world where you can prioritize concerts over weddings guilt-free – Build your own wedding venue and host your own drama-filled ceremonies – Make friends with other players who understand the importance of concert tickets

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join our server now and let the wedding vs concert wars begin!

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8734	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	3956	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1341
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	106	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Buildings Constructed:	34

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4919
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ores Mined:	2153
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!