| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8685 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7647 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6805 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4389 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9905 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 22 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5606 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7152 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 105 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6888 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5493 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Votes: | 4200 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 205 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5467 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 129 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7720 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2283 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Description |
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| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1573 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 901676 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2446 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 525 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8366 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6895 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3999 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7515 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
