Disocrd: https://discord.gg/c4ZfEhQ7b5
Server IP | 170.205.24.17:25602 |
Disocrd: https://discord.gg/c4ZfEhQ7b5
Server IP | 170.205.24.17:25602 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!
Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.
Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.
join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution
And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?
u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.
join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!
so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!
join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.
our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?
Overview | Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks). |
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Server Online | Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days. |
Question | Answer |
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How can I join the server? | To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel. |
What is the scale of the Earth on the server? | The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks. |
How often does the server restart? | The server restarts every 1-3 days. |
Where can I find more information? | You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg |
Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.
But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.
So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!