Minecraft Pirates

Anime, Antagonist, Character, cute, design, Durable, fan favorite, Fashionable, iconic, Manga, memorable, Minecraft, one piece, Pachy, Pirates, Popular, Powerful, strength, STRONG, ulti, Unique, Villain

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	6309	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of squares? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become the ultimate pachy – cute, fashionable, and ready to take on anything that comes your way!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself in the middle of epic battles with giant spiders, dragons, and even evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Only the strongest and most stylish pachys can survive in this crazy world, so why not join us and show off your skills?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate pachy in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	4985	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	301511
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ores Mined:	3842
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9692	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Votes:	3783	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Votes:	3493

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!