so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!
Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
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PupperPurge Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!
But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!
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BlockBusterNeighbors
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂
Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape
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RespawnMySO69
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?
So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!
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OJ & Steel Showdown MC
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!
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Thalassa Server
Thalassa Anarchy Server Essential Info: IP: theserverwont.work Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting) Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc. Server/world are brand new No Bans, ever. Do as you will. Friendly anarchy play style encouraged Nonessential info: Server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual content very much discouraged Racist content very much discouraged Hacking very much discouraged Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases FAQ:
Q: What version does the server run on?
A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.
Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?
A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.
Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?
A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.
Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?
A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.
Q: Can I join the server casually?
A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.