Minecraft Monarchy Minis 1.21 & 1.20.6, no brackets or braces here!

1.20.6, activities, Auctions, bedrock, Bedwars, braces, Brackets, Chest Shops, Community, Discord, Dynmap, ElytraRace, Events, Grief Protection, java, Minecraft, Minigames, MINIS, Monarchy, Parkour, Prophunt, Q3 2024, Safe Zones, Splegg, TNT Run, Warps, Website

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	88	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Lands of Minearchy
Hello Heroes, and welcome!
We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals: Create an active and friendly community that brings people together Ensure everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much
We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting.
Survival / SMP
Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap!
Minigames
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes: TNT Run TNT Tag BombLobbers Parkour Splegg Prophunt TempleRun TheLab Party Games Block Party KitPVP Quake Mini Walls Zombies
Our team is constantly working to add more activities. Upcoming games include ElytraRace and Bedwars, expected in Q3 2024.
Join Now
Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com
Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy
Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the Java server at play.minearchy.com and the Bedrock server at bedrock.minearchy.com.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.

Q: What kind of minigames are available on the server?

A: We have a wide variety of minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, and more. We are constantly adding new games to keep things exciting.

Q: Are there any in-game activities or events?

A: Yes, we have regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. You can participate in various activities and win rewards.

Q: Can I suggest new games or features for the server?

A: Absolutely! We love to hear feedback and suggestions from our players. You can suggest new games or features on our Discord server.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have Grief Protection and Safe Zones to protect your builds from griefing. You can also use Chest Shops and Auctions to trade with other players.

Q: How often are new games and features added to the server?

A: Our team is constantly working on adding new games and features to the server. We aim to release updates regularly to keep the server fresh and exciting for our players.

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	200
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Items Found:	8837
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Crops Grown:	3422	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	1900

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4692

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).