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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3385 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
lol imagine a world where the labour party wins an election. that’s basically what you get when you join our minecraft server. it’s like entering a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
join us for a chance to build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named fred. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.
we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. you can play spleef with a twist – the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.
so why wait? join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with magic, mayhem, and lots of laughs. let’s gooooooo!
