Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4207
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4532
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	120
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	9039
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7865

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	415551
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	1488
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	5352	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!