MineCraft Mayhem Madness – Join Now for Epic Adventures and LOLs!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4088	Divine Spears Created:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to an absolutely bonkers Minecraft server that will blow your mind and rock your world! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

– Our server is home to the legendary Feline Fortress Furrdyssey, where you can embark on quests with cats in armor and battle evil mice trying to take over the land. It’s purr-fectly wild!

– Do you love rolling the dice and taking risks? Then hop on our Rolling Crossfire event, where you’ll have to dodge flaming arrows, lava pits, and exploding chickens while trying to claim treasure. It’s like Minecraft meets a game of chance!

– Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But here’s the twist – they all have superpowers and can shoot laser beams from their eyes. Who wouldn’t want to team up with these awesome heroes?

– And let’s not forget about our weapon banner, which includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow (a catalyst that can summon tidal waves) and the Freedom-Sworn (a sword that can set enemies on fire with a single swipe). Talk about firepower!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Oh, and did I mention we have daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a dragon hoarding gold? It’s a no-brainer, really. See you on the server!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2441
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	385
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchantments Applied:	173
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	4869
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3067	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4326
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	4118
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Villages Defended:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9582	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4278
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!