Minecraft Mayhem Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2210
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	249	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4012
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	1416
Dragon Eggs Found:	6792	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1313	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Farms Harvested:	455	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	245	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1755	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	294
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ores Mined:	7073	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!