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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5768 |
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